Around Valentine's day it felt like spring was on the way. It was nice enough outside that I didn't need a hat, I started planning our garden and thinking about camping and picnics and pretty dresses.
But winter was having none of that happiness, it has decided to stay f-o-r-e-v-e-r. Instead of grass pushing its way up through the snow the temperature has dropped to minus twenty-six (although it feels like minus 35) and the sky keeps dumping its stupid snow on me.
I remember being excited for snow and winter and wearing winter clothes. "Yay snow! It's like a winter wonderland!".
However, it is now March and I would like to go outside without having to put on a million layers.
I made some cookie templates of all the winter layers I have to put on before I go outside. A good visual reminder for next year when I'm all looking forward to getting my winter coat out.
This is the cookie first thing in the morning trying to decide what to wear. She chooses a pencil skirt, tank top and cardigan.
But it's not that simple. She'll be a ball of frozen cookie dough if she waits for the train in -27 just wearing that under her jacket.
So first she needs a pair of tights (or two) and a pair of leggings over top of that.
Then knee high socks over the leggings and some sweat pants over that.
I'm not going to lie, sometimes I sleep in the very sweat pants that I use as a layer the next day. Mostly because it's so cold outside that I like to pretend that I'm still warm in bed and not out in the freezing wind. I think it's called denial.
Next she puts on her sweater and her skirt over the sweats (that way when she gets to work she can just take the sweats off and look like a normal person and not a marshmallow)...
..Then adds a hoodie or two depending on how cold it is. One hoodie for below -17 . Two hoodies if it gets to -30.
Then jacket, boots, scarf, hat, and mitts.
Now she's ready to go outside and be relatively warm and comfortable despite the temperature.
Maybe I'll have a Winter Sucks party where we all sit around drinking tropical drinks and plan bbq's and lake trips.
Go away winter. Nobody likes you anymore.
Marshmallow fondant recipe here








I would go to that winter sucks party. Margaritas!
Posted by: Chelsey | 03/01/2011 at 03:28 PM
Great blog and wonderful looking cookies!
Posted by: Lori Anne | 03/01/2011 at 05:03 PM
Love this post. So creative and the cookies are fab.
Posted by: Lora | 03/01/2011 at 06:37 PM
YAY summer cookies!!..
Posted by: Nicola | 03/01/2011 at 09:45 PM
I can't wait til I get a stand mixer... fondant is likely the first thing I'll try (probably a horrible idea) just because it looks so awesome. Also, I want spring too. Also, you should run cooking classes!
Posted by: Design_kitty | 03/02/2011 at 07:22 AM
Ha ha ha - so reminds me of winters at home. So totally true. But cookies really make everything better, right? :)
Posted by: Jenn | 03/02/2011 at 08:27 AM
Very creative! I agree that I am over winter! So ready for Spring!
Posted by: Taylor | 03/02/2011 at 10:57 AM
LOL this is pure genius!
Posted by: stephchows | 03/02/2011 at 11:39 AM
I love winter, but even so those cookies are fantastic. XD Wonderfully creative and colorful to boot! Stay warm! ^_^
Posted by: Mary at n00bcakes | 03/02/2011 at 11:41 AM
You are killing me with these cookies! :)
Posted by: Marilyn P Sushi | 03/02/2011 at 12:03 PM
Love your winter sucks cookies! I'm so ready for spring...
Posted by: brilynn | 03/02/2011 at 01:36 PM
Ha! I love these, they are my kind of cookies, and my sentiments exactly!
*kisses* HH
Posted by: Heavenly Housewife | 03/02/2011 at 03:02 PM
Fun coookies. Very creative idea. I love all four of the seasons. Back to back triple digit weather can be as hard to deal with as back to back snowstorms.
Posted by: MelodyJ | 03/02/2011 at 03:18 PM
It's nowhere near that bad here in Dallas, but all the same I'm very glad when spring comes for good.
Love the cookies!
Posted by: Buggie | 03/02/2011 at 03:54 PM
LOL!!! Such a great way to express winter SUCKS!!! I agree - we have 2 stoves going and it's been freezing here all the same time I am so done hauling logs into the house 24/7. GO AWAY WINTER!
Posted by: Patty | 03/04/2011 at 10:18 AM
Love this! So creative!
Posted by: culinaryneophyte | 03/09/2011 at 12:53 PM
Ohh I love the cookies! I actually wouldn't know how to dress for weather like that (fun to learn from your cookies though :) I am actually looking forward to the cool change this year, our summer has been one of the hottest on record...!
Posted by: Jasmine | 03/20/2011 at 06:33 AM
This is pure hysterical genius! Just love it! Too funny!
Posted by: Beth | 03/20/2011 at 04:29 PM
So incredibly cute!!
Posted by: Allie | 05/01/2011 at 10:19 PM
Wow good shape and design! I want to try this one!
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Posted by: Christine | 06/09/2011 at 02:24 PM
Love this post! I live in Sydney and have only seen snow a couple of times in my life during trips to Europe. That process sounds intense.
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